dooks of hazard

Extreme diarrhea.

Man that chili I ate last night gave the dooks of hazard! I had to shit all day today!

by phil d snutz May 21, 2023

dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.

If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.

by DedGum February 16, 2019

Dook-Snooze

When you fall asleep while taking a dook

Nick: I'm tired but I gotta take a dook.

Austin: yeah, you need a snooze.
Nick: I'll probably take a Dook-Snooze

by Nickypoo69 April 8, 2018

Benji Dook

A cool person is popular and rich very lucky loves animatronics and likes showbiz pizza place and the rockafire explosion and more overall he is a very cool dude

Hey have you heard of Benji Dook he is very cool and has epic animatronics

by Duke.Larue November 22, 2021

Benji dook

Benji dook owns characters from the rock afire explosion Mitzi,dook, and Rolfe

Can we go see benji dooks bots?

by Itzrockafiretime November 25, 2021

Sneak a dook

Pooping in the dark with the lights off and door locked. Trying to take a poop without anybody knowing

I tried to go into the bathroom but the door was locked and the light was off someone was in there taking a sneak a dook trying not to get caught blowing it up

by Redzilla5150 April 9, 2020

Dook deposit

To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.

I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.

by johnnydook19 May 17, 2011