A boy (not a man), whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his offspring can be repaid by sending him a jizz soaked hankie and a note bearing the words "Now I owe you nothing"(an excellent quote from Salvadore Dali).
1. Adam, my sperm donor, is so lame that he gave the State a false employer name right before christmas.
2. Robert, a boy in a girlie man body, is the avatar of all narcissistic, anhedonic, joyless sperm donors.
3. Elliott, who seemed like a decent sort of fellow, was living a lie every time he called himself a 'father'. In fact, given his many failures to live up to the most minimal definition of the word, the best he could hope for is the ignominious apellation "sperm donor".
2. Robert, a boy in a girlie man body, is the avatar of all narcissistic, anhedonic, joyless sperm donors.
3. Elliott, who seemed like a decent sort of fellow, was living a lie every time he called himself a 'father'. In fact, given his many failures to live up to the most minimal definition of the word, the best he could hope for is the ignominious apellation "sperm donor".
by Lawrence of Nevada December 6, 2006
by Honie1960 February 9, 2016
"My egg donor called me this week and i let it go to voicemail" "My egg donor left me at 18 months" "Gotta love having a distant egg donor" "I hate my egg donor"
by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023
by Richter Ass October 25, 2020
"Why don't you ask your husband to watch the kids for girls night out?" Girl #1 asks.
"Girl please. He aint no daddy, he's just a sperm donor. I'll see if I can get a sitter." Girl # 2 says.
"Girl please. He aint no daddy, he's just a sperm donor. I'll see if I can get a sitter." Girl # 2 says.
by Bollywood Beast May 19, 2011
1. A male figure who wants a child, has a child, then tries to deny the child to get out of paying child support.
2. A male figure whose child cannot stand him.
2. A male figure whose child cannot stand him.
1. Kenny blackmailed her into having that baby, but he turned out to be nothing but a sperm donor.
2. She won't even refer to him as her father, she calls him sperm donor to his face.
2. She won't even refer to him as her father, she calls him sperm donor to his face.
by LaDeena June 3, 2006
when ur buddy has a chance with a super hot chick BUT she has a fat or ugly friend that will most definately cock block so u have to take one for the team {also known as wingman}.
Jason:yo I got a chance with that hot chick over there but I know her fat friend is gonna cock block me, so I need ur help.
Ed:let me guess u need my donor boner for the fatty.
Ed:let me guess u need my donor boner for the fatty.
by Jason E. and Ed P. March 25, 2008