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Donkrider (Yiddish Origin): A person - originally of Jewish background - who is of average or below average intelligence and physical condition, but has a disproportionally large and often warped ego. Donkriders consider themseves highly exceptional in one or multiple areas of human attributes, such as strength and intelligence. For example, some donkriders believe themselves to be highly conditioned athletes that are able to physically dominate anyone in feats of strength and endurance (akin to Bruce Lee). Or they will claim to have a very high IQ (genius level), and will attempt to portray themselves as a great philosopher and thinker; they often adopt the "thinking man" pose in order to appear more intelligent.
Boss: "How many phone calls did you answer today?"
Donkrider: "I have a very, very, very high and respected martial arts background."
Boss: "Uhh... ok, but did you meet today's quota?"
Donkrider: "I would either choke, or shatter every one of your limbs."
Boss: "What the fuck is wrong with your brain?"
Donkrider: "You couldn't possibly understand, you're just a low IQ factory worker. Even with a broken ankle, i would break every bone in your body in about... 60 seconds."
Boss: "You're 5"4 140lbs and you have arthritis, brittle bone syndrome and club foot. You're not kicking anyone's ass. I'd fire you for being such a god damn donkrider but i know you'd try and under-the-table sue me for discrimination against persons with disabilities. I hope you get stabbed in the dick."
Donkrider: "I have a very, very, very high and respected martial arts background."
Boss: "Uhh... ok, but did you meet today's quota?"
Donkrider: "I would either choke, or shatter every one of your limbs."
Boss: "What the fuck is wrong with your brain?"
Donkrider: "You couldn't possibly understand, you're just a low IQ factory worker. Even with a broken ankle, i would break every bone in your body in about... 60 seconds."
Boss: "You're 5"4 140lbs and you have arthritis, brittle bone syndrome and club foot. You're not kicking anyone's ass. I'd fire you for being such a god damn donkrider but i know you'd try and under-the-table sue me for discrimination against persons with disabilities. I hope you get stabbed in the dick."
Donkrider by Facebook Girlfriend November 6, 2012
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Putin dickrider by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016
Dickrider
a person who is constantly chasing after another person who only cares about themselves, and is there for clout, even when they’re irrelevant and worthless. Then dickriding makes them look desperate and ruins their reputation bc they are a follower
“Look Mary’s being a dickrider again” “Jessica laughs at whatever he says when it’s not funny, she’s such a dickrider”
Dickrider by Chrysanthemum January 12, 2019
Hip Hop Dickriders
Hip Hop Dickriders listen to whatever is on the radio and music channel, and think it is a tune or think there artists are the best. They listen to songs with no meaning, normally talking about money sex and cars. Overplay the tunes on bus like it's cool, pump in the car. Hip Hop Dickriders also listen to whatever there friends listen to and agree with them. Also people who listen to anything, just want like the beat or the actual chorus, no lyrical skill is intented for a good song anymore. They also think that whoever is in the label at the time is the greatest artist. They don't really listen to the lyrics, just whatever is new and once there song is old, it's not good.
Antonym of Hip Hop Dickrider: Someone who doesn't follow what everyone listens to and actually listen to the music they like, normally the music they could listen to are either old tracks or underground. They like their music because it's important, and the artists express there pain, happiness or anger through there. They could listen to their tracks for ages and cannot get old.
Antonym of Hip Hop Dickrider: Someone who doesn't follow what everyone listens to and actually listen to the music they like, normally the music they could listen to are either old tracks or underground. They like their music because it's important, and the artists express there pain, happiness or anger through there. They could listen to their tracks for ages and cannot get old.
e.g.
Hip Hop Dickrider: You heard Soulja Boy new track blowing em kisses, that's a sick track
Me: Soulja's Boy crap, I listen to Papoose, he's real rap, and has better skills that soulja boy could ever have
Hip Hop Dickrider: Nah Papoose is crap
Me: Have you even heard or listened to Papoose?
Hip Hop Dickrider: No....
Me : So how can he be crap?!
Hip Hop Dickrider: Cause I haven't heard of him, never heard his tracks or he hasn't had a video on a music channel and I know, best music is on the music channel
Me: Then your one of them Hip Hop Dickriders
Hip Hop Dickrider: You heard Soulja Boy new track blowing em kisses, that's a sick track
Me: Soulja's Boy crap, I listen to Papoose, he's real rap, and has better skills that soulja boy could ever have
Hip Hop Dickrider: Nah Papoose is crap
Me: Have you even heard or listened to Papoose?
Hip Hop Dickrider: No....
Me : So how can he be crap?!
Hip Hop Dickrider: Cause I haven't heard of him, never heard his tracks or he hasn't had a video on a music channel and I know, best music is on the music channel
Me: Then your one of them Hip Hop Dickriders
Hip Hop Dickriders by RealHipHop94Lake December 28, 2010
Dickrider
That nigga ah dickrider