A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.
Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!
by Time4SumAksion May 11, 2005
The term used to describe a penis so large it could choke a donkey.
If you want to feel good about yourself, don't stand next to Jarrod when you pee; that man's got a donkey choker.
by Disto January 07, 2011