by Laine Koenig March 9, 2005
a Donkey-Kick is where someone puts both hands on the counter and then kicks with full force behind them resembling what a donkey kick looks like.
by elyksnave July 19, 2011
A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:
1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).
2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.
3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)
1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).
2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.
3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)
"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."
by Stunna#1 November 22, 2003
while performing doggy-style, you kick her at the side of the head. established by dante witler in 2010
by dante witler April 27, 2010
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.
(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.
(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.
by Jake March 3, 2004
often confused with the cleveland kiss, this term means to fuck a girl from behind then spit on her back so she thinks that you have came on her back, then when she turns around the guy punches her in the head.
by troy October 30, 2003