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A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.
1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."
Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!
by Ian March 07, 2005
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A robot sent from the future who can coldly calculate, omitting all emotional distraction.
Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.
by fo shizzle May 25, 2003
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Soviet-style prevaricator
Donald Rumsfeld said that the U.S. needed to bomb, invade, conquer and occupy Iraq in order to liberate Iraq.
by Jason Stanford September 11, 2003
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Secretary of Defense

Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.
by I Hate Conformists April 20, 2005
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idiot, murderer,lieing bastard

see bush, idiot and murderer
by Nick June 07, 2003
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Failure.
Donald Rumsfeld is an outright failure that did not protect America when it was under attack. He lead his country in 2 wars of failure, Iraq and Afghanistan.
Donald Rumsfeld failed to protect his own office building from attack on 9/11/2001.
by K.Roy September 22, 2006
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