I fucked this bitch yesterday day and she wasn't completely bald, she had a little don johnson.
a. masturbate with, catching your mess in the sock
b. wipe your shitty ass w/ in the event of an emergency poop
thus leaving you sockless, like Don Johnson in Miami Vice
b. That quarter pounder w/ cheese gave me the runs and I had to go Don Johnson in the parking lot behind McD's.