by Side Hoe #1 September 13, 2019
A TREE; tall. Usually plays the ukulele and sings but isn't very good at either. She is pretty much the ugliest person you will ever meet. Dolores' are kind and truthful and when they tell you something it's from the heart. She can be a real bitch sometimes but when she's not, she is an ok person. Dolores has a lot of friends but only a few very close friends. When you are Dolores' best friend, you know that it will be permanent. She is a crazy but quiet person and only shows her true identity around her closest friends. An obnoxious eater but doesn't show it when in public. Loves all types of food especially bread and broccoli. You can't trust her around someone you like because she is a true match maker and will do anything to get you two together. Overall, Dolores is ugly af and fucks up sometimes but she is a good person deep deep deep deep down there somewhere.
Person 1: "Have you seen that ugly bitch, Dolores Margaret?"
Person 2: "Yea, she is freakishly tall, it's hard not to notice her."
Person 1: "Omg look at that Tree among those shrubs!"
Person 2: "hahahaha TREEEEE"
Person 2: "Yea, she is freakishly tall, it's hard not to notice her."
Person 1: "Omg look at that Tree among those shrubs!"
Person 2: "hahahaha TREEEEE"
by Side Hoe #1 September 13, 2019
"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."
by Kimmaaaaay March 19, 2016
a beautiful adolescent girl, who is a nymphet and loves Humbert Humbert in the book 'Lolita' written by Vladimir Nabokov.
“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita." -Humbert Humbert talking about Dolores Haze
by Little Lo February 5, 2018
Just Google dolores cannon and you'll see she cured cancer and covid and many other ailments with her QHHT method. She's also contacted source energy. Look up source energy, it's the giant energy ball called God. With the age of Aquarius this information is resurfacing . We haven't had advanced methods like this since atlantis fell. Plato talks of atlantis. Dolores cannon uses the higher subconscious mind to preform miraculous healing. Simple science really. Basic manifesting.
Hey dude dolores cannon is so lit she literally has contacted the god source energy and cured cancer and covid and she wasn't even trying she just stumbled upon the higher self one day while practicing, what a baller. Grandma dolores is the real OG.
by Shitty alchemy July 19, 2021
Dolores Jane Umbridge, or just Umbridge, is the toad faced cunt that first appears in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. She is loathed by almost every student, teacher or employee in Hogwarts, aside from Slytherin house which she shows blatant favouritism to, and the caretaker Filch. She has committed several atrocities to many characters, such as her firing Harry to carve *I must to tell lies* into his hand for weeks on end, forcefully sacking Treylawney, refusing to teach the students and actual education, attempting to sack and Hagrid, and nearly killing McGonagall in the process and trying to send Albus Dumbledore to Azkaban. In The Deathly Hallows, she becomes the Minister for Magic, and starts making illegal court cases against muggleborn witches and and wizards. At the end of the series, she is committed to Azkaban. In HP, almost every single character has something redeemable and there is barely a character that is completely hated. That being said, I have never found a character who doesn't despise Umbridge.
HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.
by Ravenclaw Prefect October 13, 2018
A post-menopausal lesbian.
by Mean Rodney September 11, 2011