dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero

My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.

by catwoman64 June 26, 2011

dollar store whore

A very sexually easy woman. Or a sexually cheap woman. Cheaper than a 2 dollar whore. Also Dolla Sto Ho.

I can't believe James been running around with that dollar store whore.

by KMama June 11, 2006

dollar store connection

an internet connection that sucks more ass then a wall-mart connection.

Guy1///Dude your this game is laggy
Guy2///Host must have a dollar store connection


"dollar store connection "

by fnnw7777 February 6, 2009

dollar store douche

A person who is so much of a douche bag, that they are not described as an ordinary grocery store purchased douche bag. They are so atrocious, that they are the generic brand, white boxed douche bags one would find at the 99 cent store.

That duck-tail kid at the party was a fucking dollar store douche.

by Cincinnati Gays January 1, 2009

dollar store poon

nasty bitches that hang out at dollar stores that will do anything to get fucked

Let's go get some dollar store poon, the most we'll have to pay for it is a buck

by ssinnerstepss87 August 16, 2007

Dollar Store Tits

A moniker most often used in reference to botched or unsatisfactory breast implants.

Man 1: "Yo did you see the Dollar Store Tits on her?"
Man 2: "Yeah, it definitely looked like a lot of cheap plastic!"

by HadToBeSaid June 22, 2012

dollar store whore

cheap whore. the dollar store is cheap, because everythings a dollar.

shes just a dollar store whore!

by justXanotherXnobody March 10, 2005