the scratching of one's own ass
It sucks having a serious case of doctor doctor on a first date.
by Moosehands March 29, 2004
During the act of coitus and nearest the point of ejaculation, the male performs the act of coitus interruptus. Upon removing the penis from the vagina, the male proceeds to seal the vaginal opening, first with a generous application of Super Glue and second with a strip of Duct Tape. When complete, the male ejaculates into his hand, proceeds to rub his semen in the females face and screams at the top of his lungs, "Thats what we call the Doctor Doctor bitch!"
The Doctor Doctor was performed to fully illustrate the depth and breadth of my disgust towards her existence.
by Mr. Vanni April 27, 2011