A song by They Might Be Giants about a young musician who insists on believing that having a stage name will land him a career, yet is oblivious to the fact of his brutally mediocre drumming.
Call me Doctor Worm. Good morning how are you, I'm Doctor Worm.
a quack doctor who doesn't know what he's doing. Taken from the They Might Be Giants song
"Don't go to that hospital. It's full of Doctor Worms."