Divshit
A divshit could be someone that gives you car directions and thinks they know best and gets you lost.
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Bagel-faced Dipshit
Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Bagel-faced Dipshit by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020
dipshit
dipshit by Microbiology January 5, 2011
dishita
Such a rare name, well Dishita is the type of girl who will always be there for you no matter what. Her heart overflows with love, kindness and gratitude. She loved her family and friends unconditionally. She's also the type whom you'll never want to get into a fight with! She's deeply focused on the things that she wants. She's an ambituous girl, a down to earth person and has an opened mind. She follows the path of spirituality. She's such a bold person that whenever she falls in love, under the circumstances needed, she's going to make the first steps! Dishita has a weird sense of humour that many might think she's insane. Dishita is a very honest person and makes sure that she never regrets anything in her life. Don't reject any Dishita, she's a one in a million beauty. It's like refusing diamonds when you refuse a Dishita. She's such a well mannered person. She has a radiant aura and spreads positiveness everywhere she is. Dishita's beautiful personality can't be compared to anyone.
dishita by StarletDidi27 December 27, 2016
Captain Dipshit
1. The Captain of the Dipshits.
2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."
Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."
Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."
Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
Captain Dipshit by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
dipshit
1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.
dipshit by lemon juice July 17, 2006
dipshittery
dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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