Top Definition
A person who steals trees.
A person who eats goldfish crackers but gets pissed if they don't smile back because "IT'S THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK! GOLDFISH!"
Also a way of saying that one is mad of their goldfish snack not smiling back.
A person with a very sick and perverted mind.
Are you happy with your goldfish?
No, I'm freaking mad as Divaboots.
by Ireallylikellamasalot March 24, 2010

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