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Distracturd
When you're ready to go out but just
pop
to the toilet quickly before you leave and end up having a really long
poo
that results
in you
being late.
'Sorry
I didn't
get here
on time
, mate. I got distracturd'
by
LunarYearOfTheSheep
January 30, 2015
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