Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain 

1A. A phrase most commonly used when a woman wants someone to know that she is on her period, without saying "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

1b. A subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

2. A phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. But, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (Refer to Example 2 and 3)

{Example 1}
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?

Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!

Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.

{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)

Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!

Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.

Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain by BrehTaKnee April 25, 2010

Disney land special 

When after your finished having intercourse, you throw up in the condom then beat the chick with it until it explodes on her face

I had to throw up last night, so I gave that chick her first Disney land special.

Disney land special by WuTang October 15, 2006

the reverse disney land 

So you know those kids at Disney land imagine their happiness in a sex position. A mixture of the spread eagle but she's got her legs on the front side of you whil standing.

Oh dude i used the reverse Disney land on some girl last night.

the reverse disney land by Fieryginger February 10, 2017

disneylandsex 

Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.

Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."

disneylandsex by jpg3 February 20, 2011

Disneylandin 

The act of living outside of his or her means. This person lives his or her life like a fantasy but in reality has nothing. Frontin, fakin the funk, actin hard, perpetrating, etc...

1. *at the club*...I know that dude/chick, he/she broke as hell but over there in VIP disneylandin.

2. *in the streets*......That cat over there ridin in that nice whip disneylandin...knowin he hidin from the repo man.

3. *in general*........ Every time he/she get paid he/she out here disneylandin but at the end of the weekend he/she back to being broke.

Disneylandin by Blaqcheerio55 July 13, 2012

Disneyland mom 

A divorced mother that rarely pays attention to her child except to take her to Disneyland so she can take "fun" pictures of them while giving them loads of sweets in order be crowned the "fun parent". High five in the air to you CR!

Oh that's the Disneyland mom... You can tell by the kid with sugar eyes.

Disneyland mom by Madhatter June 15, 2014

Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder

An insidious and disturbing psychological disorder with onset after an especially protracted visit to Disneyland which causes the sufferer to believe that everything that’s happening in their life, long after leaving the Happiest Place on Earth, is actually part of a ride or an attraction which results in the person having a permanently surreal perspective that leads to emotional numbness, depersonalization and high risk behavior.

As he headed for the cliffside running as fast as he could push himself, I realized way too late that he was engulfed in a full-blown state of Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder and that it was highly unlikely he would live through the upcoming 250 foot drop onto the rocks below!

Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021