Facts that everybody knows but keeps quiet.
“Dude Brandon is such a dick.” “Yea everybody knows that but nobody ever says it that’s facts in disguise.”
by Alienboobs February 8, 2020
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The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.
I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.
by ndrndr August 13, 2008
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A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a fatty in disguise and avoid wasting his time and energy.
"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a fatty in disguise, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a fatty in disguise man! Don't do it! "
by Saynotofatchicks March 17, 2016
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Person 1: I heard Mark is a hipster.
Person 2: No way! Look at his clothes.
Person 1: Look at his iPod, he left it at Starbucks.
Person 2: Wow! He's a Hipster in Disguise!
by infinite8 November 26, 2011
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Someone who wears a band shirt under another layer of clothing in which the shirt is not visible.
Before going to the listening party of the up and coming indie band The National's new album, Adrian Brody put on his concert shirt he bought from their first tour in 1999 under his sweater. Adrian Brody is a hipster in disguise.
by TeddieRoosevelt April 17, 2010
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A british Alternative-Electro-Dance-punk duo composed of Dee Plume (vocals and guitar) and Sue Denim (vocals and bass). For their live shows they incorporate an aray of backing musicians. Although the band formed in London in 2000, they are currently based in Berlin. The band started out as an Electroclash band. And would stick by that genre for their first two albums (Robots in Disguise, Get RID!). By their third album (2008's We're in the Music Biz), the duo aimed themselves into a Dance-punk direction. The duo are, apart from their music, known for their own appearences on the british cult comedy show The Mighty Boosh. And have also perform at after shows for the Mighty Boosh's live performances. And performed at the Mighty Boosh festival in 2009. The duo are now recording a fourth album, which will probably be released in 2010.
Listening to We're in The Music Biz by Robots in Disguise. Favorite tracks from the album are I Don't Have a God and The Tears.
by RobotInDisguise October 13, 2009
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A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.
I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.
by Sherbert A. July 30, 2020
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