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3 definitions by
ndrndr
shocking the monkey
masturbating
if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to
Lindsay Lohan
playboy
pics
.
by
ndrndr
December 20, 2011
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shocking the monkey
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lube disguise
The stuff
you bring to the checkout
counter
so you aren't just buying a bottle of
AstroGlide
.
I ran
out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I
grabbed
some
toothpaste
as lube disguise.
by
ndrndr
August 13, 2008
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mug.
twex
Twitter sex
- like
text sex
but conducted on Twitter by
direct message
, or, for the particularly daring, public @ messages.
S and I were twexing all last night.
I don't
think
my wife
knows.
by
ndrndr
December 9, 2008
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