3 definitions by ndrndr

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The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.
I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.
by ndrndr August 12, 2008

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Twitter sex - like text sex but conducted on Twitter by direct message, or, for the particularly daring, public @ messages.
S and I were twexing all last night. I don't think my wife knows.
by ndrndr December 09, 2008

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masturbating
if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.
by ndrndr December 20, 2011

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