Disconjaculated
Disconjaculated by Smash13 March 10, 2009
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Discontabulated
The opposite to Contabulated, The innability to produce words to fit the current subject without changing it and going off on a tangent. People who are Discontabulated will often reject normal conversational rules and are often very difficult to talk to
Discontabulated by The Saucynoodle April 29, 2010
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Disconjulated
Whever something is incomplete, messed and/or totally fucked up. The polar opposite of spactungulous.
Disconjulated by Sandwich king March 23, 2004
discomjackulated
The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.
Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.
discomjackulated by Meeny October 16, 2008
Disconfoculated
After coming home from bar I was so disconfoculated I slapped my sister thinking she was someone else which put me on Worldstar.
Disconfoculated by anonymous March 29, 2023
disconcoculated
disconcoculated by Samilz June 5, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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