Disconjaculated 

1.A higher form of discombobulated.
2.A high level of confusion.
3.Disorientated.

Did that really just happen? I'm so disconjaculated now.

Disconjaculated by Smash13 March 10, 2009

Discontabulated 

The opposite to Contabulated, The innability to produce words to fit the current subject without changing it and going off on a tangent. People who are Discontabulated will often reject normal conversational rules and are often very difficult to talk to

OMG this conversation has nothing to do with me, I am so Discontabulated

Discontabulated by The Saucynoodle April 29, 2010

Disconjulated 

Whever something is incomplete, messed and/or totally fucked up. The polar opposite of spactungulous.

"The band playing that show sucked, they were completely disconjulated."

Disconjulated by Sandwich king March 23, 2004

discomjackulated  

The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.

Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.

discomjackulated by Meeny October 16, 2008

Disconjobulated

All messed up.

My sister is a horrible cook. Everything is just disconjobulated

Disconjobulated by Whimper dinkle November 21, 2019

Disconfoculated

Confused and totally out of it like a bad hangover.

After coming home from bar I was so disconfoculated I slapped my sister thinking she was someone else which put me on Worldstar.

Disconfoculated by anonymous March 29, 2023

disconcoculated 

When that D is so fire you become brain damaged in its presence.

Fuck I'm so disconcoculated I can't count to ten.

disconcoculated by Samilz June 5, 2024