Disconjaculated
Disconjaculated by Smash13 March 10, 2009
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Discontabulated
The opposite to Contabulated, The innability to produce words to fit the current subject without changing it and going off on a tangent. People who are Discontabulated will often reject normal conversational rules and are often very difficult to talk to
Discontabulated by The Saucynoodle April 29, 2010
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Disconjulated
Whever something is incomplete, messed and/or totally fucked up. The polar opposite of spactungulous.
Disconjulated by Sandwich king March 23, 2004
discomjackulated
The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.
Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.
discomjackulated by Meeny October 16, 2008
Disconfoculated
After coming home from bar I was so disconfoculated I slapped my sister thinking she was someone else which put me on Worldstar.
Disconfoculated by anonymous March 29, 2023
disconcoculated
disconcoculated by Samilz June 5, 2024
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