Disasterbate

v. The act of maserbating and someone interrupts the act, just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.

Me: My mom walked in just as I was ejaculating. I had NO time to cum on anything so I just shoved everything back in my pants and came all over myself. what a disaster.

Friend: Dude, you disasterbated!! Hilarious!

by Dr. K. Moon November 17, 2010

Disasterbate

In the face of pending doom, man shuns only the quickest and most rewarding of activities. Disasterbation describes the carnal quest for the much-coveted preapocalyptic climax.

The second most satisfying of self-pleasuring activities, Disasterbation bows only to Faux Invigordisastpublation--publicly masturbating, with vigor, in anticipation of a miscalculated armageddon.

(see also: Dicksimation, Blastpocalypse, Cum Bucket List, Anal-Eye-alation, Catajysm, Catastrofeces, and Holocaustitution)

INTELLECTUAL 1: "My goodness, Intellectual 2, I dare say that, despite having immaculately worded definitions, the examples UrbanDictionary endorses often seem contrived in nature, unnecessarily abrupt, and leave one with a dearth of expounding information via general scenario, anecdote, or lexicon."

INTELLECTUAL 2: "Hear Hear, Intellectual 1! I ... OH! Gracious, is that an earthquake!?!? ... DISASTERBATE!"

by barfcake November 15, 2011

Disasterbate

When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.

"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."

by djwendo March 21, 2010

Disasterbate

To masturbate but fail in the end.

I was cumming to My Little Pony when Dead horses showed up in my mind. Fucking Disasterbated.

by mustarddick August 27, 2011

Disasterbate

The act of masturbating during a natural disaster.

Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.

by aarby March 7, 2010

Disasterbate

Verb, To Disasterbate

to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.

Example #1 - Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried everything but it turns out that the plane is going to crash into the mountains.
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*

Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM

by Jouniah January 10, 2011

Disasterbate

When a hurricane or earthquake hits, death is near, but the opposite sex is far away.

Katrina is cumming. Perfect time to disasterbate.

by TChewy July 17, 2010