A poop that disappears into the hole of the toilet after occurring but prior to flushing. The person who poops is unable to visually confirm that a poop actually occurred as there is no evidence left behind. A disappearing poop.
I just took a dump but it was a Disapoo. I am so bummed that after all of that effort on the toilet that I had a Disapoo.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.