when you get so fucked up off of liquor and cigars you try to fuck a girl that could start on the Chicago bears o line
by Sanchezsucio January 26, 2023
A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
by Bendy D January 13, 2023
A dirty meyer is when a guy butt fucks a male horse and a woman is sucking off the horse. Then the horse kicks the female participant in the ribs.
by gibbytime77 May 13, 2022