A dirty wizard is the act of a male having anal sex with a female while she is shitting (as seen on macory.com). He then pulls his dick out and slaps her in the face japap with his dick while yelling "flippendo!" "expelliarmus!" or any other incantation mentioned in the Harry Potter series.
by Mr. Scrotes April 23, 2010
by danzilla69 November 28, 2009
A dirty wizard is when a male is having anal sex with a male or female, pulls his dick out, and right after he cums, disappears.
He told me would love me long time if I let him pound my ass, but he pulled a dirty wizard and I haven't heard from him since.
by Dinosaurasauraus January 27, 2011
To flirt with a girl around a group of people, mainly friends or acquaintances, without them knowing. One who sneakily makes the magic happen
by SoHo Money October 5, 2010
Wow, Pitchfork festival was sure filled with some fixed-gear riding, PBR-swilling, over-sized glasses-wearing Dirty Wizards.
by Mo Dirty Wizard August 11, 2010
A dirty wizard is when you have anal sex with a female or male and just as you're about to cum pull out and cum on their face while saying a spell from Harry Potter ie (Expelliarmus, Avada Kedavra) also please note you have to be dressed up as a wizard if not it's just dirty
by Pet5822 October 26, 2020
A homeless man that lives near an Elementary School or a Middle School that knows bootleg card tricks.
Kid: Mommy, I want to go to that man over there playing with cards!
Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.
Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.
by Swabby Jenkins June 29, 2011