Same as a Dirty Sanchez, but the shit moustache is smaller. The moustache should be in the style of Adolf Hitler rather than the style of, say, the Cisco Kid.
by Ja$on June 8, 2006
Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.
Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.
Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.
Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.
by Cowboymac12 November 2, 2007
After the game, when the hockey team bends over the worst player on the team in the locker room and take turns fucking him from behind. Not stopping until everyone finishes on his head.
by Shultz1335602 September 23, 2022
by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC April 1, 2003
Hey bro, where the hell is Dave? I thought he was coming too. Man.... did you just see him drive the other way? Yeah, I was going that way before we stopped here to eat. I thought he just took a wrong turn. He just finished the work I started. I guess he pulled a Dirty Schultz on us.
by A-8.5 November 3, 2010