Dirty Ranchez

To rub ranch dressing under a girls nose during sex. Originated on the Internet forum Siggy Nation, JackWhack a female member hated Ranch Dressing so much, her boyfriend rubbed ranch dressing under her nose during sex.

I just gave my girlfriend a dirty ranchez.

by Original Tilly November 07, 2007

Dirty Ranchez

The act of performing a dirty Sanchez then ejaculating on the mustache, which kind of looks like ranch dressing, and then proceeding to make out with said parter

What sick twisted Eurasian mind thought of this?! Dirty ranchez? Come on man…

by Chief long scrotum August 19, 2021