The act of finding a Chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in Beijing, then taking her up the ass with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in Cantonese or Mandarin.
Dude, that hooker though I was a cagefighter back in '94. She was so impressed, she let me do the Dirty Chinaman...for free...
by Hit Rock Bottom February 8, 2011
A man who wraps a g-string around his balls and while cooking rice then takes necessary action to cover his body in soy sause particular kikoman and makes his daughters lick it off.
i tried to do a dirty chinaman with my daughters but since i am white i failed terribly and they promptly called the popo on me.
by HondaSuziki JackieChan January 11, 2009