Dirty Zach

When you get super high and fuck a girl in order to forget how ugly she is.

Damn bro I heard Chris pulled a Dirty Zach because some girl catfished him from Tinder.

by Dumptruckbutt Dave June 24, 2020

Dirty Zach

That thing when you heat up a can of cranberry sauce, stick it in a woman’s rectum and then go to town.

The best part of Thanksgiving is when you pull a Dirty Zach before dinner.

by Roger Rogers April 3, 2020

Dirty Zach

The act of pushing a woman's face into a full box of cat litter

That chick pissed me off so much, I gave her the dirty Zach. Pretty sure she got cat shit in her nose

by SKELETOR1111 October 23, 2020

Dirty Zach

When Zach shoves his tiny penis in his wifey for lifey Gracie

Yo, someone just pulled a Dirty Zach!

by TrashNinjasye November 20, 2021

Dirty Zach

When you get caught with someone's sex shank in your prison pocket!

I walked in on big daddy Kev giving a dirty Zach to the maintenance guy.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

Dirty Zach

When you have sexual intercouse with your spouse. Right before you ejaculate, ram a bottle of red bull, then immediately start beating your spouse while you jizz inside of her.

"I gave Jessica a Dirty Zach last night, I think she's gonna break up with me!"

by Zach price August 5, 2021

Dirty Zach

Dirty Zach is the old creepy guy whom is assuredly a pedofile. Often they take geritol to try and keep up with those whippersnappers whom they molest.

Hey kids stay away from that dirty zach.

by Knuckles September 27, 2019