To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.
Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.
by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020
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An elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their young flesh. They often try to score with them. Usually have to settle with porn or elderly women, unless they are very rich ( check sugar daddy)
Elderly man : Hey sweetie, can get me a soda pop from that cooler. These old bones can't handle such a low bend. Thanks hon....... No, that's not the one I wanted. I think you need to reach way at the bottom and get me another one. Thanks hon. You're a doll.

Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me.
Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds.
Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself
on that walker like that.
by foxmoon October 2, 2006
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This is purely a sexual term for a homosexual male couple's act;It refers to the act of squeezing fecal matter from the hole of the penis into the eyes of your partner and then into the mouth. It is derived from the "dirty" nature of the poop and the nature of the word "hunt" for a "man", hence huntsman.

It is done while or right after an orgasm, this enhances the taste associated with the shit in the eyes and mouth.

I gave my lover a dirty hunts-man, and he loved it.
by glock17 - Rick April 7, 2006
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A man over the age of 50 who really does screw young women of 25 and younger. Some young women have a secret sexual fixation on much older men and enjoy being 'used' by 'Daddy'. Others appreciate the insight and experience an older man can bring, and how he can groom them. Still others see it as an opportunity to acquire material positions they either could not or would not acquire from a younger man.
by Mr Whoohoo December 27, 2006
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The act of having anal sex with a woman in the shallow end of a pool while simultaneously her vagina is pummeled by the pool return jet.
"My pool man seduced my wife and gave her the dirty pool man!".
by The Dirty Pool Man December 25, 2008
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Drinking pernoid and vodka specifically black cherry flavour out of an old mans arse through a funnel whilst the crow watches and jacks off
Any body up for the dirty crow man??
by Crow squanchers March 27, 2021
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