No one is as cool as directioners
why are all directioners sooo good looking?
Note: that there are very bad/rude people, and then there are decent human beings. Do not think that because you met some bullshit people who call themselves Directioners that every Directioner is like that. I call the bad ones bullshit Directioners. You don't have to, but I'd just thought I'd mention that.
Age range: ~8 - ~25 (based on the youngest and oldest I've met and/or heard of)
Qualities needed to become a Directioner:
● Listen to their music and not hate them
● That's it.
Qualities not needed to become a Directioner.
● Like every song, worship them
● Know everyone's names, have all the merchandise
● Run a blog about them, have them as your screensaver, etc.
● Literally everything else, and if someone says you're not a Directioner because you haven't done some of these things, they're a bullshit Directioner, and you should ditch them like immediately.
Most of the Directioners I have personally met were nice. Now I have not met a lot of Directioners, so do not take my word for it. I also feel that the Directioners, who do not talk often about One Direction, are nicer. That is not always true, though.
Non-directioner: I don't really like their music
Decent Directioner: Okay, that's fine.
Bullshit Directioner: UGH HOW DO YOU NOT THEY ARE PERFECT AND YOU ARE SO STUPID AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!1!1!1!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!1!!
The Directioner "listen ya little piece of shit, fuck you i am going to kill you in ya sleep!"
B- "dude why is she screaming and breaking the room?"
"She is a Directioner... She got a fangirl attack"
C- "how do they leak everything, and get all those infomations?!"
"Because we are fab"
D- a carrot "Neil is mIne!1!1"
"Listen ya little carrot; you a a little carrot and Nialls dick is to Big for you."
Jaycee:*begins dancing/singing to it*
Gayleheart: *starts talking about Harry/Niall/Louis/Liam/Zayn*
*Everyone joins in*
Me: ....addicts...of course, they are Directioners
Types of directioners you'll meet in this fandom (mostly girls):
These girls welcome people into the fandom. They don't say rude things about the boy's girlfriends, and are addicted to the internet. And like any fan, they fangirl like a mofo.
These girls are vicious and angry who want the boys to themselves. Unless you've been a fan since the X Factor, you're not considered a fan. They call them 'directionators'. They'll exclude anyone who doesn't know an inside joke about 1D, will harass the boys' girlfriends, and spam the boys' twitter. Most are immature and horny. They'll also rip apart anyone who doesn't think 1D is perfect.
Another type is the hardcore stalker. Not only do they know every single detail about the boys and stalk their social media sites, but they'll follow them in real life and stalk them to hotels.
These girls are likely new to the fandom, and pretend they know everything about the boys, but really, they barely even know their names. They're also known as 'carrots' as that was a reference from the video diaries. Some girls can evolve out of their carrot stage, and others will be trapped there. Directionators are seen as bad, and you don't want to be one.
Nice Directioner: "Sure thing, let me show you the tips and tricks of being a directioner!"
Nice Directioner on twitter: "OMG GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN LOUIS' NEW HAIRCUT ASDFGHJKL"
"NIALL'S LAUGH IS JUST OMG I CAN'T"
New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this joke."
Animal Directioner: "CARROT ALERT! OMG YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU CAN'T JOIN THIS FANDOM"
Animal Directioner on twitter: "ELEANOR, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE LOUIS' GIRLFRIEND, HE LOVES HARRY!"
"SOPHIA, FUCK OFF #DONE"
"HARRY FUCK MY BRAINS OUT (message 978246728358727397)"
New Directioner: "Do you know Louis' birthday, I don't."
Stalker Directioner: "It's December 24, and Niall's is September 13, and Liam has a 10 inch, and Niall has natural brown hair, and Zayn was born with the name 'Zain' but he changed it to 'Zayn because it means beauty."
New Directioner: "I only asked for his birthday"
Stalker Directioner on twitter: "Harry is going to be in India for two months in the same hotel. I mean, I live in Cali, but i'm going to meet him there "
"Just saw Liam in his hotel room nude!"
"OMG Niall is doing a follow spree!"
"ZAYN IS ONLINE LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!"
Directionator: "OMG I LOVE NEIL, ZANE, LEWIS, LEEUM & HAZ SO SO SO MUCH LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT 3D? I LOVE WMYB AND BSE"
Almost any Directioner (in their head, or typed out): "omg fucking carrot ass bitch ugh"
Directioner #2: yesssss Omg it is amazayn!!!! Phenominiall!!!!!
Taylor swift fan: hi!
Directioners: STAY AWAY WITCH YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!!
Do not mess with a directioner or make fun of their ships, because they will most likely yell and then blog about it.
Person2: She's a directioner. She was probably up all night reading gay smut.
Not every Directioner is rude or unsocial. Many Directioners think you are a Directionator (hater of One Direction) if you also like Taylor Swift or The Wanted.
Most of the Directioners are girls.
BoyDirectioners are pretty rare, but not so weird in this fandom. They usualy get hate, but all of the Directioners get it anyway.
Mostly because of those Directioners that are rude and everything.
All the Directioners want to meet them, and these irrationally jealous and arrogant ones hate every person that had the opportunity to meet them.
They made rules, like not letting new fans in the fandom etc.
These Directioners are the popular ones, and unfortunately people think that every member of this fandom is like them.
There are Elounor and Larry shippers. Probably be the reason of this fandom separating soon.
Elounor shippers think that Louis Tomlinson (the eldest one) and Eleanor Calder are made for each other, and that there is no such a thing as Louis liking the same genger as his.
Larry shippers think that Louis and Harry Styles (the youngest one) are actually made for each other, and that Elounor thing is actually a good cover. But, "they recognized the true love".
Directioners still remember the jokes from the X-Factor 2010, special moments, all of the songs and other things.
But they are just normal people. Except for the fact that they are excited when it comes to One Direction.
-Hey, are you a Directioner?
-Whose your favourite?
-Liam... I like his curles...
-OhMyCarrot, you must be new."
"When I'm at Starbucks, I take names like Georgia Rose, Diana and things"
"Nandooooooooos! Five directions menu, please. What if Niall's here?"