An incredibly tall and homosexual being covered in acne who hides from his homosexuality by viewing massive amounts of pornography. Often too stoned to funtion. Makes up vast amounts of stories about all the girls he gets with, which are a cover up for his homosexual masturbational fantasies. Also fascinated(sexually exctited?) by dragons and medieval battles. The Dirda also fails to interact with any other human beings which are not virtual other than the Corran.
"Stop acting like a Dirda, youre freaking me out. Arent you straight?"
by Jennygirl43212 April 12, 2007