when your having sex doggie style on the beach and you pull out real quick and dip your penis in the sand and stick it back in. but wear a condom for best results.
"dude, i gave sandy the florida dipstick yesterday"
by grahambrose1906 March 24, 2010
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A stupid person. Would be the opposite of Jimmy Neutron.
Person A: 2+2=5
Person B: No, Jimmy Dipstick, 2+2=4
by Alicen June 19, 2006
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Upon sticking your fingers into a bucket of ice/cup of icewater/anything cold, you promptly stick your fingers into a womans anal passageway to the second knuckle.
Kendra asked me for a cup of icewater. I carried the beverage to her with fingers inside the cup(eskimo dipstick prep). Upon handing over said beverage i ninja'd my way behind her and unleashed the cold fingers of fury into her starfish.

Variation: Fingers can then be stuck under the victims nose ala' "dirty sanchez". As the fingers are cold and aroma frozen, this is to be known as the Dirty Inuit.
by Supaman8085 October 29, 2011
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A sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partners begin in the "missionary" position. After the partner on top has finished having intercourse he stands over the other pointing his penis towards his partner's mouth. He then proceeds to "dip" his penis into her mouth as if he were checking her for oil, often exclaiming "Bloop!"
After he finished giving Alana the business, he hopped up on his feet and gave her a Stoney dipstick. Bloop!
by jd315135125 January 18, 2010
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A masculine lesbian with abilities in automotive repairs, carpentry, construction, etc.
Although Sheila is herself a lipstick lesbian with all the make up and frills,her new girlfriend is the dipstick lesbo who works at the body repair shop.
by Esteban Leo February 27, 2005
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A thin tube, rod, or otherwise thin long object used to insert into the urethra of one gentleman half way. The other end is inserted into another gentlemans urethra, the result, double dipsticking.
Jims: Yo bro, you got the double dipstick?

Slapdick: Yeah man.

Jims: Sweet, my dick has been itching for a double-dipsticking.
by angrysomeoneelsehasmyname March 31, 2008
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Typically extremely bright fuck-me-red lipstick used to suck someone's cock.

Sometimes also referred to as "cocksucker red."
Cherrie skillfully applied her favorite shade of dipstick marker before going out, knowing full well that she would allure every guy at the club for a chance at satisfy her craving for cock.
by Orally Fixated November 26, 2013
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