when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.
My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
Sticking a q-tip up your butt and rubbing it on the inside a persons nose. Usually performed on someone who is sleeping.
by o0sambo0o July 8, 2006
by KarnJatt March 23, 2018
by cdawg May 27, 2004
A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.
Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.
Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.
I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.
by Year of the Browneye February 14, 2016
A knife. Termed "Mexican Dipstick" due to the amount of Mexicans (mainly those in gangs) who typically wield knives.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.
So I was walking to the 7-11 and some guy was like "Tennis Rules!" so I responded with "Tennis is for bitches!". He proceded to pull out his mexican dipstick and chase me for 2 blocks before he gave up.
by Teh Lolly Roffler August 5, 2007
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