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Ding Dong Ditching 

The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.
/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./
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Ding dong ditching 

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.
Ding dong ditching by MouldyJam November 23, 2019

Ding Dong Ditching 

“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”

Ding Dong Ditching December 

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.
Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026