A pill-poppin, panty-droppin, knobb-slobbin, pube-headed ricksucker.Diehls are known to take two xanex, three vicodin, and a few muscle relaxers then pass out with their dog's red rocket in their mouth only to be found by their Motha hours later. Next time your walkin your dog pookie in the park, guard his rocket relentlessly, or a Diehl will strike again!!
Yea I met these kids Mike and AJ in school, they turned out to be a couple of Diehls and, well, lets just say my mom won't let them sleep over again until my dog dies.
Noun: Large, hyper-aggressive, manimal, prone to chest thumping, fist pumping, back flipping, lifting drunk girls over-head, and generally being "AWESOME". A Jim Diehl is classified under the genus sexual tyrannosaurus and is rarely seen wearing a shirt.
Verb: To lift a girl over-head in one hand, while fist pumping with the other, in a daring display that forces security personnel to move in swiftly in an attempt to "settle down" the situation. However, it is impossible for a person who is "Jim Diehling" to settle down.
Noun: "that guy is completely out of hand! he's got no shirt on in the bar, and he literally just picked up my girlfriend and threw her over his shoulder. It's too bad there's nothing I can do about it. He's a total Jim Diehl."
Verb: Hot Babe: "i just got jim diehled on the dance floor and i think i need a shamwow to dry my panties."