The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.
by Soldat222 March 20, 2011
by GI Bro June 9, 2004
Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.
Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..
John: Stop dickwatching.
John: Stop dickwatching.
by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019