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the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...
by nanipoo October 04, 2010
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the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...
by nanipoo October 04, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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