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Similiar to a picnic although after the peanut butter sandwiches and capri sun's, you spread out a blanket and have some hot rabid sex for several hours.
Me: Hey let's go on a picnic.
George: I do love a good picnic. But wouldn't that be kind of gay with only two guys?
Me: Not at all. I'll get some girls to come and fuck in the grass.
Ray: ALRIGHT! It's a DICKNICK!!!
by Frenchee French March 05, 2009

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(n.) The act of taking that special lady (or man) you like out on a sunny afternoon with a basket of delectable treats, a bottle of red wine of moderate vintage, and of course the key ingredient: your dick. Which you will then proceed to give them rapturously and passionately for the remainder of the afternoon and/or evening.
GUY 1: Hey man, I heard you were talking to that new girl. Are you two doing anything this weekend?

GUY 2: Yeah dude, I'm gonna take that bitch to the park for a dick-nic.

GUY 1 and GUY 2: *High-Five*
by themilkchugger October 18, 2011

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When you take a girl on a picnic with the intent of slinging the dick.
I took this girl on a picnic and all I packed was the "D". We had us a dicknic!
by iamcoppo November 09, 2014

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(n.) A social event that only incorporates guys, usually at lunch or other similar events.
Me, Carl, Bill, and Dale went to lunch yesterday. I had to leave early because it was too much of a dicknic
by Tshipee May 08, 2011

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