Hym "Nah, I'm gonna be a dick. You look like a skeleton that was brought back to life with some kind of aryan magic but they screwed up the spell and you didn't finish forming all the way.... So, yeah... There's that... And here's this: 🖕*boop* It's not free either. You owe me $5.95. You can save $2 if you take both of them. Here: 🖕*wahbam!*🖕 *kapow!* Get both today for $9.99! 100% of all proceeds goes to a plane ticket to a place where prostitution is legal. Call in the next 30 seconds and I will steal from a charity."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2023
by SomeKidWithaLightsaber November 26, 2021
by malakai duong is here February 13, 2019
Big Dick Syndrome, or BDS for short, is when you have an absolutely massive, world destroying manhood. Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Big Dick Syndrome is when you actually have a massive member, a humongous hammer, an elephantine erection, a colossal cock. Choose your pick, they're all valid.
Girl A: So you're telling me that even a magnum was too small for him?
Girl B: Yeah. I actually saw him struggle to put it on, it was crazy. I think he's got, like, Hulk genes or something.
Girl A: I'll say! That sounds like a huge case of Big Dick Syndrome. I just hope he doesn't destroy you.
Girl B: Haha me too.
Girl B: Yeah. I actually saw him struggle to put it on, it was crazy. I think he's got, like, Hulk genes or something.
Girl A: I'll say! That sounds like a huge case of Big Dick Syndrome. I just hope he doesn't destroy you.
Girl B: Haha me too.
by Yeethaw_76 July 25, 2019
The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.
Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.
by Bobahotep July 15, 2023
The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.
Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.
by Bobahotep July 15, 2023
Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?
Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.
Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.
by MerpyMoo August 31, 2016