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12.
A type of defencive tower in games that fire lasers at your paratroopers; especially prism towers from command and conquer red alert two.
"What?! That god damm dick fuck just zapped all my fucking paratroopers!"
by TomatoCzar May 08, 2008
 
1.
someone who acts like such an A**hole, they need to be labeled two curse words at the same time
You cut me off, DICKFUCK!
by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003
 
2.
Short for dick head and fucker. It's something that you'd say to a penis wrinkle or an asshole.
My boss is a dick fuck.
by Bazerkdajerk September 07, 2006
 
3.
A fucking idiot who won't shut the fuck up, yet hasn't the slightest clue that they are wrong, because they are so fucking concieted.
Thomas is a dickfuck and someone needs to set the facts straight to shut his fat ass up.
by GeurillaChris December 22, 2005
 
4.
A stupid fucker; a fuck up.
Billy is being obnoxious; Eddy tells him,"shut up you dickfuck." Eddy uses the word "dickfuck" to insult Billy.
by Bitchlica April 03, 2005
 
5.
When a guy fucks another guy in his dick with his dick; dick on dick action.
Tom wanted to dickfuck Ted.
by Satan Demon August 12, 2003
 
6.
inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole.
I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.
by A fuckin men to that June 10, 2006
 
7.
person who understnds nothing that is said to them
eddie is such a dick fuck!
by bubbasaywhat August 01, 2008