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Dickforce 

A unit of measure that determines the approximate velocity of a cum shot.
Guy 1: Hey, how was last night?

Guy 2: She was hit with a dickforce of 9
Dickforce by Dicksmash McIroncock December 9, 2009
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dickforce 

When a fellow Star Warsian uses the force of their dick to choke another.
Anakin, your dickforce is overwhelming.
dickforce by Discodicko4 February 3, 2008

Dickforce 

When a guy uses psychological or physical manipulation when trying to persuade you to have sex. When you’ve previously stated you’re not it the “mood”.
Girl-”last night I had really bad cramps but my bf still tried to use the dickforce on me.
Dickforce by Willow_Eddy March 8, 2020

Dickorette 

Dick flavored gum that is chewed to help stave off your cravings for Dick. Used for Dick addicts who are trying to quit dick.
Emily had an uncontrollable urge to suck my dick as she always does but she's been trying to cut back so she popped in a piece of Dickorette and it helped stave off her dick craving urge.
Dickorette by Rothey39 March 3, 2010

dickfaced asshole

Someone who is such a prick that neither the word dickhead or asshole applies.
You slept with my girlfriend you dickfaced asshole?
dickfaced asshole by Mr Faz October 17, 2008

Dickfire 

A fire that is created when two homosexual men rub their erect penises together and the friction ignites a fire on both of their penises--a fire that burns at the temperature of "lust".
Dave and a random gay dude he met in a wayside rest shitter started playing swords in a bathroom stall and accidentaly started a dickfire.
Dickfire by Tanner Hyde December 13, 2018

dickface 

Belfast insult, cleverly combines the two words dick and face to insinuate that someone has a penis on their face.
what you lookin at dickface?
dickface by Frank Curran March 2, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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