A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
by Leyulf October 1, 2013
"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)
Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Tom: You know what? I've had enough..
Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!
Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...
Chad: yeah? I'm a what?
Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE
Chad: ......Is that i-
The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!
Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...
Chad: yeah? I'm a what?
Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE
Chad: ......Is that i-
The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
by mexgema July 25, 2018
A waffle shaped like a dick that you give to loved ones for breakfast but to be a salty dick waffle you put cum on it.
by jgunn7906 definitions March 2, 2016
And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.
by Femalechad January 27, 2021
Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
by Smackthefap. April 10, 2015
by dickwaffler December 17, 2016
a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019