Dick-Noosed 

adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.

Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.

Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.

Dick-Noosed by James Waternoose July 8, 2010

Dick-Nosed Freak 

When some guy is a complete douche, and has a nasty looking nose. Pretty much a made up term, but it's funny to use.

That guy is such a dick-nosed freak

Dick-Nosed Freak by Pet_Grandma July 24, 2009

dick noose 

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.

noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.

dick noose by Gavin B July 5, 2007

Dick nosed vampire 

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

Dick nosed vampire by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009

dick-noose 

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

dick-noose by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

dicknoosed 

The feminine version of "pussywhipped."

Man, Chris won't let Stephannie go anywhere. She's totally dicknoosed.

dicknoosed by Morton Lewinsky March 16, 2011