15 definitions by OpieTaylor

Janky prankster

An individual or individuals who think they are good at pranking but in actuality, are not.

These janky pranksters tried tripping me on my way to work. Didn't work, i saw it coming.

by OpieTaylor July 7, 2011

sexcess kit

The purchase of beer, condoms, and cigarettes in anticipation of a fun night.

Bro, i'm ready for tonight. I showered, put on a clean pair of pants and got my sexcess kit. Party time.

by OpieTaylor July 23, 2011

Booze-boo

Injuries obtained during full on party time. A party "boo-boo"

Bro, I broke my arm last night at that party. It was my only booze-boo though so it was a good night!

by OpieTaylor July 4, 2011

gas leak

When 10 or more farts are released within a 30 minute time period.

Bro, i've been farting all night long, total gas leak.

by OpieTaylor February 7, 2011

budget shit

The generic version of a expensive product.

I got some birth control that made me lose my mind! It was the budget shit, not the legit shit.

by OpieTaylor February 10, 2011

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.

Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.

by OpieTaylor November 2, 2011

Dirty Thirds

The person who gets action after the sloppy second.

You did?! So did Joey Yanks and Jay 420! You got dirty thirds!

by OpieTaylor July 7, 2011