Dick spreader

Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.
Guy 1: You see that huge nerd Carl over there?

Guy 2: Carl? What about him?

Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!
by Average DemonCore Fucker November 30, 2022
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