Dick hoodie

Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing

Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing

Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!

(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)

by Sushi-bob January 12, 2012

Dick hoodie

The foreskin of the penis.

Your mom whistled through my dick hoodie

by yummytears October 28, 2018

Hoodie Dick

An uncircumcised penis, when fully erect is still hidden in the foreskin.

Babe let me skin back that hoodie dick!

by Luscious Red1❤️ June 10, 2021

Hoodie dick

A uncircumcised dick that gets hard and still covered by the foreskin.

Babe let me ride that hoodie dick tonight.

by Luscious Red1❤️ June 10, 2021