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Dick Champion 

Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.
Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.

Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.
Dick Champion by Ghost Tiys November 6, 2013

Big Dick Champions Club (BDCC)

The Big Dick Champions Club was started by a few men in Georgia circa late 2010. This club is an exclusive club. Most notably, while many may believe that the entry requirement is to have a large member (a common misconception, yet a valid way to join the club). The BDCC is a club that possesses many facets of success and it is available to any if they can perform Big Dick Champion quality deeds to gain admittance. The BDCC houses members who not only possess large members, but those who have performed acts of great valor, bravery, against-all-odds, possessing a quality equivalent to possessing a large penile instrument.

Major Subdivisions
I) Possesing a large member
II) Completing some kind of act of great difficulty in a video game (but not limited to a video game). Such as beating an extremely difficult part on a video game like Dead Space 2. III) Completing some kind of cultural ritual, or surviving some kind of catastrophical event. (Ex: Walking over hot coals, surviving the cliff jumping rituals of African males, surviving a tsunami and or earthquake, etc.)
IV) The easiest, but most selective way of joining the BDCC is by completeing a Big Dick Champion Favor, aka Big Dick favor, aka Big Dick Champeen favor. This could involve anything as easy as fetching a fellow some water who's had too much to drink at a crazy party, to something as hard as escaping a Vietcong water hole using only the rusted blade of a seran wrap box.
The Big Dick Champions Club (BDCC) is a club for only the biggest dick champions.

Hey did you hear the great news? I joined the BDDC last night!

He asked me to suck his cock in order to join the BDDC........I did it.

Can I ask you a Big Dick Favor?

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008