Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

by Honey badger January 15, 2013

Dick Blanket

In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"

Kasey: "I can't pull the trigger"
Karina:" Quit being such a dick blanket"

by bsprinkles February 17, 2013

Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 10, 2021

dick blanket

masturbating with any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dick blanket

Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie

John: nice man nice

Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!

by NcLovin April 23, 2008

Blanket Dick

One who walks around with a blanket on her head and corners people in laundry rooms in order to seduce them into letting her perform fellatio on them.

Did you get sucked by blanket dick yet? I heard she's got quite the bush.

by Of Mice and Pussies October 22, 2008

well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016

dicks in blankets

Like pigs but with dicks. Very popular party food. At certain parties.

dicks in blankets, dick, pigs, blankets, party, party food

by crossfire_1 December 2, 2013