When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.
Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?
this dick, just had a dick switch
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?
this dick, just had a dick switch
by AM2000 May 25, 2018
Get the Dick Switchmug. 1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?
2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?
2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?
by shisms May 12, 2010
Get the Dick Switchmug. by Ben Booner May 4, 2020
Get the Dick Switchmug. A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.
Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.
Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(
Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(
by Eulogy Jones November 29, 2011
Get the Dick Switchmug.