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dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.
Dave, you dickmitten.
dickmitten by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .
My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

dicksmitter 

A young kid who get's into trouble and is always fucking around with shit.
Jordan as a young child was a dicksmitter.
dicksmitter by Smittysays September 23, 2022

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.
"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"
Dickmitten by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011