Dick Otter 

A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.

Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!

Dick Otter by The Real Slim Tayde August 20, 2013

dickopter 

(to) dickopter is basically spinning the penis of yourself so fast that it just goes in circles

When George spins his hips when he's nacked, his dickopter is spinning fast as fuck.

dickopter by Neylonium May 30, 2017

Dickothermia 

When a penis is so pale or "ashy" that it takes on a blue color. Usually caused by not fucking anybody cause u got no game.

John sent me a dick pic and I swear he has dickothermia!

Dickothermia by @adamtherealone February 20, 2015