Dick Kicked In 

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly

"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC

Dick Kicked In by Average John April 3, 2015

Dick Kicked In 

To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.

Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.

The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.

My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.

Dick Kicked In by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 12, 2017

kicked in the dick hole 

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.

"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"

kicked in the dick hole by jsd9632 February 14, 2012

kicked it in the dick 

to have excelled at or to triumphed within and action or calling

person 1 - "how was your interview"
person 2 - "kicked it in the dick"

kicked it in the dick by donovan wilkinson January 28, 2007